AISubs v3.7
If you don't want to do it, don't do it!
Since it's the end of the year,
- the M-1 Grand Prix will start. - Yes.
- It's on the weekend. - Yes.
I hope I don't get caught up in the M-1 Grand Prix.
One-shot gag.
- "One-shot gag." - You won't get caught up in it.
- "R-1" is more likely to get caught up in it. - It's about two steps away.
If you just skip it, you'll get caught up in it.
I think the three of you like one-shot gags,
- so we're sitting here. - That's right!
- That's why we're gathered here. - I see.
- Probably. - We're gathered here because we like it,
- so we can say we got caught up in it. - I see.
For comedians, one-shot gags are usually
using their elbows and knees
- and using their body parts. - That's a lot of them.
- If you only had one body part you could use,
- you'd use your whole body. - That's true.
- That's a lot of them. - I want to do "moura."
- "Moura." - "Moura."
- One-shot gag. - All parts of me.
I want to be a sexist human being.
- All parts of you. - I want to have a gag all over me.
It's not just about major parts of me.
It's also about minor parts of me.
To verify if it's possible,
we're going to do a one-shot gag of all of our group assets.
- Are we sharing our body parts? - We're sharing them.
- It's a common asset. - It's a common asset.
This time, we're going to roughly divide it up.
- If it's too medical, we don't know what to do with it. - Yes.
- 31 places. - Oh!
- 31 places. - I want Buddy-san to make a figure
- that says "moura" most of the time. - Yes.
- It's "ashamiya." - Yes.
- Can we say it's "moura"? - Well, it's "moura" for sure.
If we go into the details, it's "moura."
- The top of the forehead is crazy. - The top of the forehead is crazy.
- It's the cheek. - If we hide it and fill it up with 31 places,
- this video will end. - I see.
- And "moura" humans are born here. - Yes.
- Let's reveal it here. - Yes.
- A weird person is in the frame. - Huh?
- Is he in the frame? - We should cut him out of the frame.
If our gag doesn't work out too well,
- we might say something bad about it. - Huh?
- There's a possibility. - There's a possibility.
If you get stuck and something gets in your throat, it's no good.
- That's not a valid judgment. - That's not a valid judgment.
- It's not a gag if you're just reading a book. - We're the most calm.
- We're usually in the easiest environment to slip into. - That's right.
By the way, have you ever had it in the past?
- I'd like you to change it to a new one, but it's new. - That's right.
- By the way, if you can watch it, it's an old gag that's been updated today. - Okay.
- What happens? - This happens.
- I'm going to do it.
- Oh, you got it. - I got it.
- You got it, didn't you? - Is there something you've noticed?
- It's super scary. - It's super scary.
- Then it'll take some time. - We have no choice but to do it.
- Let's do it. - Yeah!
- Well, that said... - Yeah?
- Actually... - Yeah?
- Just now, in my spare time... - Yeah?
- I thought it'd be nice to start off with 2, 3, or 4 cards. - Yeah.
- Well, I looked at the list first. - Yeah.
- Well, there's no reason for us to overlap here. - Yeah, that's true.
- So, shall we declare our victory? - Yeah, let's do it.
- Yeah.
- Okay, then... - Yeah.
- All Vs, one turn around... - Yeah.
- "Mora Ningen"... - "Mora Ningen"...
- Start! - "Mora Ningen"...
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's been a while. - Yeah, it's been a while.
- How long did it take you? - Yeah, it's been 12 weeks.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Okay, who wants to go first?
- Well, I think we each have our own deck. - Yeah, we do.
- Are you going first, Shibuya? - Yeah.
- Then I'll go first. - Oh, you're going first.
- Should I not say it first? - It might be more surprising if you don't say it first.
- Then I'll go first. - Okay!
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- Excuse me. - Oh.
- Excuse me. - Yeah.
- Man, it's already summer! - It's hot!
- "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi"... - Oh, how's it going?
- "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi"...
- "Tetsuya's sleeping rhythm"... - "Tetsuya's sleeping rhythm"...
- You're trying to help me out, aren't you? - Yeah, I'm trying to help you out.
- "Help you out"? - You're trying to help me out, aren't you?
- "Mi-mi-mi-mi"... - "Mi-mi-mi-mi"... - That's it!
- Alright! "Mi-mi-mi-mi"... - "Mi-mi-mi-mi"... - That's it!
- I'm gonna do my best! - Please do your best!
- "Mi-mi-mi"... Clear!
- Alright! - Thank you!
- I'm a little nervous about going next to that reader. - Yeah, me too!
- But I'd better get used to it first! - Alright, then...
- Can I? - Oh!
- To be honest, I don't know if you'll get used to it or not... - Yeah...
- But if you do, please let me know! - Yeah...
- I don't know, but it looks like it'll be fun! - Yeah...
- Alright, then... - Please do your best!
- Alright, you guys! I'll definitely get used to it!
- You're right about that. - You're right about that.
- Hey, hey, hey! - Hey, hey, hey!
- Huh? - Huh?
Even people who don't know about "one piece" would know what you're talking about.
Even I, who only read it once, wouldn't know what you're talking about.
I'm not that well-versed in it, but...
Huh? I'm so embarrassed...
If you're talking about "one piece" jokes, I guess it's fine.
But if you're talking about it as a punishment joke, I don't think you're very well-versed in it.
You don't have to call it "one piece" jokes.
It's not a joke.
- I'm embarrassed... - You can't help it now.
- Well...
I can't go over 30 minutes.
- Well, I'm glad you're feeling this kind of tension. - Yeah...
- I'm pretty upset. - Yeah...
I'm not good at answering questions.
- Why don't we start with the weird ones? - Weird ones...
- Do you have a chance to go now? - On the contrary...
- No, I'm serious, you can crush all of them first. - Yeah...
You can take some of them later. It's no use getting depressed.
- It's been a while since I've done a punishment joke like this. - Yes, please do your best.
Wait, my lips...
Something's coming out of my lips.
Look, I've got "kosin perseus" on my lips.
No, I cut off Medusa's head!
A hero is hiding in here!
- Your face looks a little creepy. - I've got it!
- I've got it!
- I don't know what you're talking about. - I don't know...
- I don't know what you're talking about. - Wait, wait...
I don't know what you're talking about more than "one piece".
- I'd like you to do it the other way around. - Okay.
I said "kosin herpes" and "kosin perseus" and then I said "greek mythology" and "gay".
- Are you doing a punishment joke with your mouth? - My lips.
- You're doing a punishment joke with your mouth? - I'm doing it with my lips.
- What's the point of it? It's important that you're hiding. - Yeah, it's okay if you're hiding.
I'd like you to praise my wound.
- Everyone's going for my face. - Yeah, you're going for my face.
- My face. - I'm going in order.
- Let's start from there. - Let's start from there.
- I'm going in order. - I'm going in order.
I like it.
Oh, really? I'm glad to hear that.
I'm not going to make a fuss here, so please take care of it.
What are you saying?
Let's do it one more time.
Excuse me.
Don't worry, I'll come back.
I want to sit down.
You have a good pace.
Do you want to go for a walk?
No, I'm still scared.
I'll go for a walk.
Well, it's too big.
It's a normal self-named thing that anyone knows about.
This may be plagiarized.
You're making a joke out of a joke.
It's a noise tree modification...
It's plagiarized and modified.
But I see, I see, it's plagiarized.
Damn it!
Hey, you! Don't fall for it!
Damn it!
Why is it here?
Why was there a plagiarized gift?
It's Kato-chan's greatness.
It's already taken for granted.
No, it was a little funny.
I'm getting more and more.
I'm crazy, after all.
What's this?
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Oh, it hasn't started yet.
It hasn't started yet.
I think that's the world.
I'll go for a one-shot play.
Yasuo-san, who lost in a death match.
Don't worry about it!
It didn't go in.
It looks like it will go in.
It went in.
I want my fans to watch this.
I'm so moved.
I love the atmosphere of people laughing at me.
I'm so happy.
The difference in commentary is the worst of gag commentary.
I just said similar words.
I don't need a bat and shirt.
My heel is a little...
My heel is a little bad.
This is a great place.
This is a bad place.
I want to pee.
I'm sorry.
I don't need a bat and shirt.
It's my heart! It's my heart! Eat my heart!
If you know it, it will change a lot.
Why is it so embarrassing to think about it?
I'm addicted to redheads, but I only have heels.
I want you to say you're my worshiper.
Redhead.
12.
13.
It's 13 points.
It's about half of the toy.
It's big.
I'm sorry for being ugly.
I can't get it out of my mouth.
Chikubi is a catchy thing.
Chikubim is a gag, too.
That's a gag.
The Nipple Gag
Chikubim!
Chikubi's gag?
Chikubim!
I don't think it's a gag because I'm so used to it.
But if you do it with all your might, you might find something new.
If you keep doing it for 50 years, you'll be a gag.
Don't you think so?
I'm going to do a real gag today.
A real gag?
I'm aiming for Chikubim.
Let's go with Chikubim.
Go ahead.
A real gag?
Which one?
A real one.
I think it's a real one.
All right!
Let's do it.
"Shikubirukaze" sounds like a word that starts with "ri".
"Shikubirukaze" is better than "shimattesteruri".
Let's do it.
I think childishness is just right.
Let's do it.
It's like Asakara Ribbon.
What?
It's different.
I think you raised it too high.
All right! I'm proud of you!
♪ My eyelashes are too long and I can't pull them off ♪
♪ I can't pull them off and my face is covered in hay too ♪
You can't do it with your feet!
♪ I hit my palm against the cannon and died instantly ♪
Permit! Permit!
It's dangerous to go without a permit!
Let me try it.
Ears!
It's so hot in summer!
But even if you ask me now, it was interesting.
Oh, it was good.
I thought it would be like, "Oh, it's different."
But we accept any genre.
It may be a little too much of a story.
Tell me about it in the story.
I'm sorry.
I want to change history, Benkei.
It doesn't work at all. Let's go.
What?
It doesn't feel like one shot.
I finally laughed, but it wasn't funny.
But I won.
I won.
I got it.
Don't include my appearance.
Let's do it.
1 meter and 28 centimeters.
You're here again!
If you make it a major...
No way! It's been a long time!
It's been a long time!
I know, I know. I cried once.
In a good way. I cried once, too.
That was a little good.
No, it was good. It was insanely good.
A little dangerous is...
Liver, oesophagus, and spinal cord are dangerous.
Be quiet.
Oh, you're going to be silent.
You're going to get it yourself.
Go, go, go.
You're energetic.
Yeah, I'm energetic.
Be quiet.
I didn't want to be scolded so much that I bought it without knowing why.
Well, I'm taking home my homework.
Huh? What's wrong?
You look pale.
I'm sorry.
I forgot my music book at home.
I was going to call it "supply".
I forgot my music book at home because of my physical condition.
It's a low-grade joke.
I should have screamed.
My body is weak.
Take care of yourself.
What kind of gag is that?
Where are you going?
I have one more step.
You can make a gag only when you decide between here and there.
I will decide it.
You are paid and you are ass.
ass, bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum, ass, bum bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum, you see, it's ten thousand yen.
That's good.
It's not 10,000 yen.
It's 10,000 yen.
You did it, didn't you?
All right, all right, all right.
I'm going to leave a note from a while ago.
There was a moment when I realized I was wrong.
If you say "belly button and spine" without permission...
I feel like I'm going to die.
It's a word I like.
You like "belly button and spine", don't you?
No, no, it's a good word.
V is impossible.
It's too long for him to use.
That's not good.
Thank you for your hard work.
This time...
Ichikawa Ebizo...
Again, Ichikawa Ebinosewata...
I love you. Churuchuru Suisuisou.
Please.
It's not "suisous".
Suisui...
I'm sorry.
That's too fast!
You're throwing it away so fast!
I'm already...
I want to use "suisous".
I've been thinking about "suisous" all the time.
There's only "Ebizo" and "suisous".
There's only "suisous".
Let's do it.
My real identity is a man who was stuck with an opera in his chest.
What an unethical person you are!
One stone, two birds series! Meiji, Essel, super cup edition!
It was the opposite of what I expected.
Oh, I see.
I knew it. Unoji and Semone could do it.
Oh, they did it!
They had a tendency to win.
Oh, they finally filled up the left side!
They filled up the left side!
I didn't know snakes were this strong.
Snakes are strong.
Snakes are tough.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- Got it? - Got it.
- Why 2nd? - 2nd! 2nd! I'm curious about 2nd, too!
- 2nd! - 2nd is Hijizo, isn't it?
- No, it was fun! - You're doing it, right? The shape of the nyag...
Even if you put it down many times, if it doesn't get any worse than this, you can't use it.
- Oh, I see! - It's said that it can't be aged.
- Oh, I see. - Excuse me.
- It's said that it can't be aged. - Oh, I see!
- I laughed after all. - I knew it!
- Let me show you a trick. - Oh!
- This is not dangerous. - Please.
It's a normal level.
It's bad for your liver.
You drink a lot of alcohol.
- I'm laughing, but... - How is it?
- Oh! I knew it! - I knew it!
- It's amazing!
It's like a computer version.
- It's like a computer version. - It's like a computer version.
It's too strong.
For some reason, this is the worst.
It's the worst among today's.
- Oh! - Oh!
- I knew it! It's amazing! - I knew it! It's amazing!
- Now, the last one! - Wow!
I think this is the least funny among all of them.
Let's gather all three of our strength and energy...
- and make it! - Yes!
- This is so hard. - It's seriously hard.
- Yeah. - It's not catchy.
- It's hard to do it over and over again. - Yeah.
- It's like "gaaah", but... - Make up your mind!
- In the end it's like "gaaah", but... - We have no choice but to go there!
- Let me do it! - You're the captain!
And with that, we have 31 of them, but...
A full-body one-shot gag emora human, born!
After all, singing is important.
Singing is strong.
I relied on singing a lot.
I think I could have done about half of it.
Even if you say you want to do it, you can do it.
You can pull it out all of a sudden.
Let's do it!
We were motivated.
We achieved something.
We slipped a lot, but we did it.
We trained a lot.
We reached the goal.
Thank you for watching!
Thank you!